Haven't cried in years. I think the last time it happened, an eyelash fell in my eye and I couldn't rub it out.

[ Pulling out eyelashes and poking himself doesn't sound as feasible when knives are so handy, but he'll consider it for next time, right now rummaging around pantry for cups to fill with juice. Minato's self-coffee ban has already started, so that won't ever be offered in this household anymore... It's too bad. He feels almost like crying when he looks at the words printed on the side of the mug he hands to Akira: "coffee -then- adulting" ]

Here.

[ His own cup is bright pink with the word "Leader" painted on the side. ]