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[maskreant]

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[usurpers]

For oil.

[ you HEATHENS ]

Yusuke’s never heard of it before. Do you even see how he eats?

[maskreant]

our arteries are doing fine, Eren.

what’s wrong with how he eats? sometimes he forgets, but he eats more often than not.

[ auau does wonders to foxboy. ]

[usurpers]

He didn’t have lunch and went straight to deep fried baskets. He also ate it hot and nearly burned himself.

Anyway, I wanted to bring the Air Fryer and make some things for all of us. Takoyaki included.

[maskreant]

i never said he was eating smarter.

[ SORRY, FOX FRIEND. ]

that sounds good. show us why we should invest in one.

[ Ren is... actually dubious about an Air Fryer. ]

[usurpers]

Are you saying you’ve never used one either?

[maskreant]

i haven’t. usually, i go for the oven.

[usurpers]

That’s good.
So what kind of other things do they fry in Japan that we can prepare at home?

[maskreant]

tempura everything? pork cutlet. other meat. seafood. chicken.

everything.

[usurpers]

Then we can do everything.

[maskreant]

we don't eat fried food all the time, Eren.

[usurpers]

How often?

[maskreant]

maybe once a month?

[usurpers]

You’re lying.

[maskreant]

stir fry is just easier.

[usurpers]

[ hm

acceptable ]

It’s alright. Especially with olive oil.
I’ve been trying to teach Elliot but I don’t think it goes through.

[maskreant]

i've been having him cook with me so that maybe he'll pick up good habits, but... it's difficult to unlearn something you were raised with.

we might just need to accept this as reality even though i have dreams of his cooking being really good.

[usurpers]

Old habits die hard so we need to kill hard.

But . . . Yeah, It’s better than mine. I think he rivaled my mom in those . . . Are we talking about the same dream?

[maskreant]

is it the same dream where you owned mechas instead of hot wheels?

[usurpers]

Yeah, exactly. Looks like we’re all sharing dreams.

Are you getting the feeling that it feels better?

[maskreant]

what do you mean exactly?

[usurpers]

That I had mechas instead of Hot Wheels.
It feels so wrong now that I needed to start selling the cars.

[maskreant]

i mean...

it does feel very right? like it fits perfect. of course it seems weird cause that isn't true right now, but it felt very right in the dream.

[usurpers]

So which is right?

[maskreant]

why are you asking me?

which one feels right to you, Eren? mechas or hot wheels?

[usurpers]

[ REALLY LONG PAUSE ]

Hot
Mechas
I don’t even know.