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[maskreant]

Hey, this is Akira Kurusu and I'm not available right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to it as soon as I can. ①

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MOCHI

Comments

[maskreant]

sure.

though, if i were you, i wouldn't trust me so easily.

[lalliho]

it's not about trust it's about picking the lesser of two evils or whatever but why what are you going to do

[maskreant]

something.

so what's up?

[lalliho]

I'm not going to ask you for advice if you're going to be all weird and creepy about it

[maskreant]

am i suddenly not the lesser of the two evils?

[lalliho]

that depends on why you're being so weird

[maskreant]

i'm pulling your leg. that's all.

[lalliho]

[That's almost like making fun of him...! But unfortunately, Lalli is dying mentally and doesn't see many other options.]

how do you know if someone asked you on a date

[~*~LALLI'S PERSONAL DRAMA~*~]

[maskreant]

[ wha— ]

they ask you if you want to go on a date.

[lalliho]

they have to say it's a date? what if it sounds like a thing that could be a date

[maskreant]

what did they say exactly?

[lalliho]

[...Hold on, he has to go back and check.]

that they want to see me

and then they said something about a place we could go and that I should go and see them and when I said okay he said it would make him happy and he'd pick me up at 8

[Well, some of it is...tweaked. But he's not explaining some dumb roleplay shit to this person to give him more ammunition, and the line between Arisato and Arisu was thin to begin with.]

[maskreant]

[ Akira feels like he’s missing the story, but he isn’t going to pry it out of Lalli. You reap what you sow. ]

if they’re picking you up and genuinely conveying how happy this would make them, then you can consider it a date.

congratulations.

[lalliho]

[A date.......woah.

Now he can panic without feeling like an idiot for panicking.]

I have no idea why they would ask me on a date

I have no idea what to do on a date I can barely even hang out with friends

[maskreant]

it’s either because they like you, like spending time with you, or want something from you.

be yourself and take it easy. i’m guessing this is the first date, so there aren’t a lot of expectations.

[lalliho]

I know it's the first reason but I don't understand it any more because of that

[taking it easy... for someone who loves sleep, he finds it incredibly difficult to just sit back and take it easy.]

I just feel like

drowning

I feel like drowning

[maskreant]

you're going to do great if you don't think about it too much.

but should i call the police so they can save you?

[lalliho]

what

no

what??

[maskreant]

so are you excited?

[ MOVES ON. ]

[lalliho]

[WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!]

I guess

[to be fair, why is he like this]

[maskreant]

you sound so enthusiastic. i would have loved to be your date, too.

[ Sarcasm. ]

[lalliho]

[hey don't be rude]

it's not like that it's

never mind

if I was going on a date with you I'd be terrified anyway

[maskreant]

from what people tell me, i don't make a bad date, actually.

anyway, how are you going to dress?

[lalliho]

I don't believe you unless you can say what people

we talked about that I'm not worried I'll be warm

[And have five shoes or shoe-like items.]

[maskreant]

those same people would tarnish my reputation.

but will you look sleek?