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[maskreant]

Hey, this is Akira Kurusu and I'm not available right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to it as soon as I can. ①

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MOCHI

Comments

[maskreant]

that makes sense, but i don't know if fatigue and life force equates to hunger. then again, i'm no expert.

i still three last time i checked. how many do you think we can hold total?

also, what should we do about Souji?

[ DO YOU SEE THE DEGENERACY UP THERE ]

[complementing]

the other Minako went into a huge fight with nine, so at least that much? Right now I have seven



ummmmmmmm

is there anything we CAN do???

[maskreant]

woah. you're so close to the finish line, Minako. fight.

hm.

[maskreant]

would it be too much to cuff him to one of us?

[tarotcards]

I'll eat the handcuffs before you get the chance

[complementing]

he'd have to be cuffed to you

[She loves her kohai but she's not going to do anything bathroom related with Souji standing three feet next to her.]

[tarotcards]

Senpai, you don't want to be cuffed to me? (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[complementing]

would cuffing you even stop you from eating expired food and science projects?

[maskreant]

yeah, girl, guilt him into submission.

[tarotcards]

But... eating expired food and sciences projects is my passion. It's my identity (╯︵╰,)

[maskreant]

does that make you garbage?

[tarotcards]

Can we ban him from the group chat?

[maskreant]

i made this group chat.

[tarotcards]

We'll make our own group chat.

With blackjack and cats.

[maskreant]

i am a cat.

[tarotcards]

You are no such thing.

Cats are pure and innocent, which you are not. You are instead a Natsy Crimeboy.

[maskreant]

i like cats, but to call them pure and innocent only tells me you've fallen for their spell.

also, i haven't committed a crime.

[tarotcards]

Behind every cat's ferocity is a pure and innocent soul. They are life's tsunderes.

Calling yourself a cat when you are not is a crime enough.

[maskreant]

b-baka, i’m letting you pet me. don’t get cocky.

and you’re parading as a raccoon when you’re actually a garbage disposal, but you don’t see me reporting you.

[complementing]

[She has Questions about the identity he's chosen.]

maybe if we handcuffed you to Tatsuma you'd at least get a daily serving of fruit to offset the rest of the weird stuff

[tarotcards]

Would expired strawberries count towards my daily serving of fruit?

[complementing]

he'd never let you eat expired or rotten strawberries

[SHE WOULD BET MONEY.]

[tarotcards]

Not if I eat them behind his back.

What he doesn't know won't hurt him.