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[maskreant]

Hey, this is Akira Kurusu and I'm not available right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to it as soon as I can. ①

GOSSIP

P.THIEVES

MOCHI

Comments

[fiddlestick]

Would I get a membership card?

Haha. It was pretty cute, actually.

[maskreant]

would you want one?

i'm starting to wonder if we need to change methods. maybe keeping Dave safe is easily made by constantly threatening his life.

[fiddlestick]

Well then I'd know it was a legit organization.

Uh...that seems a little backwards.

[maskreant]

i can make it happen.

sometimes the best method is simple, sometimes it's convoluted.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, cool.

I'd say it's less convoluted and more counterproductive. How would we constantly threaten his life anyway?

[maskreant]

we call him a hostage.

i think that's simple enough.

[fiddlestick]

Uh...

Is he really a hostage when we're nowhere near him most of the time...?

[maskreant]

he's actually in my team.

i'll be holding him hostage. you can tell John if you want. please emphasize that i'm the supreme evil, too.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, something tells me he'll take this well...

The Supreme Evil? Should I just call you Supreme Evil Akira?

[maskreant]

Supreme Evil is good enough, i think.

guard my identity with your life.

[fiddlestick]

Wait, I'm not supposed to tell him YOU'RE the Supreme Evil?!

But what if he thinks the wolves got it??

[maskreant]

i wouldn't say wolves are the supreme evil.

fine, you may tag my name onto that.

[fiddlestick]

They're sinister sounding enough!

Thank you. Supreme Evil Akira it is.

[maskreant]

relay to me what happens.

thanks, Elliot.

[fiddlestick]

[A pause as he sends this text]

He wants to know how to get him back.

[maskreant]

sacrifice a lamb on my altar?

[fiddlestick]

There's an altar now?

[maskreant]

i guess so, yeah.

do you think that's too much?

[fiddlestick]

You're asking that NOW?

[Not BEFORE he messaged John???]

How about the altar's on top of the Catmosphere?
That way he won't try to find a lamb here.

[maskreant]

the altar is the kotatsu at home.

i've decided.

[ Basically, same thing. ]

[fiddlestick]

The kotatsu???

Okay fine
That's your altar.
But it's on you to clean up any messes made from sacrifices on it.

[maskreant]

we can lock him out and it'll stay clean.

[fiddlestick]

Assuming he doesn't use the giant hammer on the door...

[maskreant]

i know the police.

[fiddlestick]

Oh...great.

And how we explain he broke in because we said we were holding his boyfriend hostage...?