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[maskreant]

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Oh No

[maskreant]

to not dox them immediately, but if you think it's justified, then go ahead.

did he at least tell you why?

[alitaba]

no
not really
he won't tell me anything

[maskreant]

dox him.

how long has this been going on?

[alitaba]

he'd deserve it

idk a week? everything was fine till we split up for mission two
it was so sudden

[maskreant]

send out all of his pics for everyone to see, too.

that's weird. i wonder if something happened to him or if he got some bad news somewhere. it doesn't justify freezing you out.

how are you feeling right now? i'm not there right now, but you can depend on Ann. you can also call me if you need to.

[alitaba]

all the embarrassing baby photos!!

i thought that could be it? but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
he's being so stubborn
stupid leo
i just wanted to help

and i'm [ numb? tired? ...drained ] okay i guess
i could go for a pound of chocolate

[maskreant]

i was thinking more incriminating than that, but that's pretty bad.

give yourself some time, then headbutt him. you can only beat stubbornness with more stubbornness.

remember to take it easy, Futaba. are you planning to head home? i'm going to make a lot of chocolate. wink wink. nudge nudge.

[alitaba]

[ if only she didn't still care so much about him. ]
those pictures when he nearly blew off the roof!?

i'll be sure to train extra hard though
he'll never see it coming!!
futaba's super secret one time special will bound to knock him out

and i am!!
i'm gonna be at your door asap

[maskreant]

sure .

you want to knock sense into him, not put him into a coma. but i can't control you, so do what you need to do.

nice. you can stick around as i cook, too. unless you want to help out?

[alitaba]

maybe a hard knock of cognitive recalibration will do him good \( #`⌂´)/

yeees i'm gonna hog all of the scraps
can I though?? i've never tried before ( ´ ▽ ` )

[maskreant]

of course.

maybe you'll even figure out some kind of formula to make the perfect chocolate.

[alitaba]

do you think so??
maybe we should find out.
i'll be sure to try all of the samples :9

[maskreant]

yeah, if you get cracking in looking at a cocoa bean's molecular structure and some ratios. i'm depending on you.

you may sample them all, then have more for free.