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the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote2017-06-26 03:01 pm

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Hey, this is Akira Kurusu and I'm not available right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to it as soon as I can.

GOSSIP
SCHEME
P.THIEVES

browbeater: (Introducing two derpy bros!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-23 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
alright... thanks. i'll start thinking of a couple more.
browbeater: (This is an instagram fail.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-24 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
dunno, depends on when there's a an amateur night i can sign up for.

or when i'm not busy fighting monsters, whichever comes first
browbeater: This would be so much worse? (Thank God for Mississippi?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-25 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
wait... really?

and... all things considered, yeah. it's not been too bad. we've had a lot of monster fights, but that was it. only one close call so far, which given everything doesn't seem that bad.

how about you? how are you holding up?
browbeater: Which is not very. (This will end as well as I think.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
well... i guess i could fill out an application. thanks for offering, akira.

you know, way back in the beginning, there were actually a bunch of people arguing we were having a collective psychotic break. guess we've come full circle... i still don't think they're onto anything, but at least we know a little bit more about what's going on behind the curtain.
browbeater: Just test me. (I'll give you the worst pun of your life)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-26 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
not as much as i wanted to

[while he appreciates the politeness, he's happy to switch to something else entirely]

did you get the whole explanation about realities and non-realities? and about how our memories are true somewhere?
browbeater: At least not in a row. (My girlfriend did NOT suck 37 dicks.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-26 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
her... "true" self? what does that mean?

mahoney was the one that told me that the memories are real elsewhere. i know she meant it as an explanation, but that just makes me want to ask a bunch more questions.
browbeater: That's going to get messy. (Huh. It's raining men.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-26 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm less certain it would be too much... but they want to keep tight hold over some information, somehow.

as for my memories.... i used to have relatively tame ones but the ones i've gotten lately have been pretty wild. what about you?
browbeater: (SO MANY GREAT CLUELESS FACES.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-27 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[oh... that sounds... serious]

great as in great person? or great as in "wow i did really great things"... since i can kind of relate to the latter.
browbeater: Which is not very. (This will end as well as I think.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-28 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
well... i had fire powers that were pretty badass. and as far as i can tell, i've had like three different jobs: pro-sports player, cop, and body guard to royalty.

so i wonder what's going on in my life there.

you?
browbeater: (This is an instagram fail.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-29 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
are you sure you weren't superheroes? that sounds like something out of a comic book. from the weird, sometimes snazzy costumes, to the weird methods.

and thanks, guess it'd be kind of nice to have some firepower. but definitely no past life as a comedian.