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the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote2017-06-26 03:01 pm

INBOX




Hey, this is Akira Kurusu and I'm not available right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to it as soon as I can.

GOSSIP
SCHEME
P.THIEVES

browbeater: u dork (#makes excuses for reading books)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-12 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[joking doesn't communicate well over text, but... you know]

that's what i heard... what does that really mean?
browbeater: At least not in a row. (My girlfriend did NOT suck 37 dicks.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-13 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
so that's what that means. that's why she was worried about what i'd think.
browbeater: (This is an instagram fail.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
sure. call me.
browbeater: Seriously, what's your name? (Hope? Stacy? ... Jane?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-13 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
seriously, pal?
browbeater: credit to <lj user=fjords site=plurk.com>, pleeeease dns (pic#7029648)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-13 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[akira... he will learn how to read you one day. For now, he's answering the phone.]

Hello?
browbeater: Because I hate them for not asking me if I wanted starbucks. (Who ordered the pumpkin spice latte?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-13 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
So, was this supposed to be a secret, then? The Phantom Thieves thing?

[Akira seems to know a lot more than Ann... Or maybe he should have asked more questions. Hmm.]
browbeater: Fuck, I got this. (There's a demand for shitty jokes?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-14 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaannnnd you're worried because I'm a cop. Or, at least, Ann was.

[Well, at least, that's what it sounded like. But when she said 'superheroes', he didn't think anything of it, but now he's wondering... She might have really meant it.]

Guess that makes a lot more sense now.
browbeater: This is MY he-man woman haters club! (No girls in the locker room!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[what is the best of ways, though, because Mako doesn't know. He really doesn't.]

Alright. I guess, unless she brings it up, my lips are sealed.

Guess if I was a good cop, I'd ask if you were planning on picking up here. But... I guess I trust you.
browbeater: I'm soooo curious. (Tell me about the price of rice in China)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-18 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[SOCIAL RANK LVL 1? wow that's awesome.

also akira, that's so JRPG protag. You're doing well, kid. For now, though, Mako laughs a little bit.]


Spoken like a true superhero.

Thanks for explaining, Akira.
Edited 2017-09-18 04:06 (UTC)
browbeater: I'll pistol whip the next one who says shenanigans. (Oh you kids and your shenanigans.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-20 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
It depends on the perspective, doesn't it?

[a pause, with a slight 'hmm.']

But no, it doesn't change my opinion on Ann. It just makes things clearer. I should have asked her, but, hey, it gives me another chance to figure you out too.
browbeater: And so much judgment left to give. (I have a lot of thoughts.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-20 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[can you hear him eyeroll. he's eyerolling pretty hard at that. thank you, fearless leader, he knows.]

How is that supposed to imply I'm not, Mr. Kurusu.

[he sighs.]

If anything, I should want to get to know Ann's friends better. Especially ones that seem pretty important to her.
browbeater: Except I'm straight and not sassy in the slightest. (Hi. I'm Mako your sassy gay friend.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-20 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the most ominous greeting of friendship I've ever heard, Akira.

[it's kind of amusing. Bring it on.]

I'll talk to you later, then.