[ Well, he's getting a small curtsy in return; this is just how she was raised, this is what she does. ]
That would be wonderful. Though, one moment— [ She has to bounce into the florist shop to let her boss-caretaker-etc know she's off for the day, and then she'll be back out. ] Let us be off, milord.
[ Basically, Daddy Igor. Okay. He slides his hands into his pockets as he waits for her, idly looking at the flowers through the window. The arrangements are nice... ]
Then we're off.
[ It shouldn't take them too late to reach the terrace. They only need to stake out a fine place to stage their act. Maybe in front of the statue? ]
[ I will pay you any amount of money you want to never again put the words "Daddy" and "Igor" anywhere near each other I swear to god.
The statue is nice, but Elizabeth's thinking bigger... ]
I think Town Hall would be the best place. Mayor Mayer's always working so hard there, after all. He'd certainly be able to enjoy our show if we brought it right to him
Edited (I REALIZED I DON'T KNOW IF TOWN HALL IS BY THE SQUARE SO I'M REWORDING THIS sorry) 2017-07-12 03:00 (UTC)
[ I'm not sorry, Bella. I hope you suffer as much as I do. Akira considers he suggestion and finds her explanation sound and crisp. With a nod, he'll lead her there without any complaints. There are only a couple of people in front of Town Hall, leaving them a great deal to put on their show. ]
I hope he's not expecting too much—at least from me.
[ Elizabeth is going to carry him like the monstrous secret boss she is. ]
[ I'm disowning you and also our CR. Elizabeth studies the place carefully, nodding in satisfaction and giving Akira a quick shoulder pat. Very lightly. ]
You're a scarecrow. No one really expects anything from you. [ ... Reassuring? Insulting? She's doing her best. ] Do you remember the scene on the Red Brick Road? Where they're singing that they're off to see the wizard. I believe that one is very recognizable, and also likely the one easiest for the both of us.
[ Director Elizabeth at her finest, just let her carry this conversation and you— ]
[ I'll just chase you to the ends of the earth YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME unless you drop. There is really no way to offend him in this case. He'll take it in stride with a sigh before puffing out his chest. They should be confident, right? ]
Director Velveteen does know best.
[ If only he knew. Anyway, he's the one to initiate and hooks their arms together with a smile. ]
Very well. [ Let her just get everyone's attention with a really loud whistle. The kind you get when you use your fingers? Like a Proper Director, she's going to introduce their play. ]
Thank you for your attention! In honor of our good Mayor Mayer, we will be putting on a scene from The Wizard of Zo. We hope that our small production, though manned only by myself playing Dorthy and my charming compatriot playing the Scarecrow, will amuse you and earn your applause... or laughter.
[ ... And then they can skip around in a circle and sing; Elizabeth will definitely do as much of the lifting as she needs to, though she is obviously incredibly delighted to be part of this anyway. She loves musicals! She's always favored them! She's got trained talent! She'd probably put this thing on by herself if Akira asked her to!! ]
[ do it. Akira is startled by the whistle, practically straightening his back with wide eyes as he looks at her. CHRIST.
Oh no people are watching.
Elizabeth really does carry the production by herself for the first couple of seconds before he finds his pacing. They skip in unison, sing parts in unison, and he plays his part fine... And when he forgets, he wings it completely. Sorry, Elizabeth. Reprimand him later. Either way, he's having fun and a crowd actually surrounds them. There's an applause, even some small change being thrown at their feet. ]
Thanks, Velveteen.
[ It seems like his bingo square is done. He doesn't ever want to do this again—the crowd screams encore and his heart stops. ]
But she's shaking her head and waving them off, no no. Her and Akira will be leaving now. She like, considers picking up the change? ...And does do so, but she'll be taking his arm again and leading him away from their audience. ]
Encores are fun, but I think they suit a bigger production more than our small bit. [ Just as way of explanation. ] Regardless, think nothing of it! You helped me with my square, after all. Helping you with this was fun enough.
[ ... Did you just take their money?? Akira only blinks once and doesn't bat another eyelash at that. Without a complaint, he lets her drag him around. ]
I don't think I would have had it in me to do even that small part again. [ Just being honest. ] It was a lot more fun than I expected.
[ While he said it would be fun to begin with, he thought otherwise cause the initial wave of dread hit him harder than a speeding dump truck. ]
[ ??? They threw it at them, what was she supposed to do, ignore their gratitude and just leave it there?????? It's getting shoved off on Akira anyway, she doesn't need money, he can have it. Payment for a job well-done, even if it was his bingo square in the first place. ]
How gentlemanly. [ Hmm... ] It's not quite late, so I think I'll be safe getting home on my own. Thank you for the offer though.
All right. I trust you'll easily take care of anything that gives you trouble.
[ There's something about her aura, while intriguing and whimsical, also domineering. He's not sure why... It's kind of admirable. They can finally separate and depart like good passing allies should. ]
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That would be wonderful. Though, one moment— [ She has to bounce into the florist shop to let her boss-caretaker-etc know she's off for the day, and then she'll be back out. ] Let us be off, milord.
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Then we're off.
[ It shouldn't take them too late to reach the terrace. They only need to stake out a fine place to stage their act. Maybe in front of the statue? ]
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The statue is nice, but Elizabeth's thinking bigger... ]
I think Town Hall would be the best place. Mayor Mayer's always working so hard there, after all. He'd certainly be able to enjoy our show if we brought it right to him
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I hope he's not expecting too much—at least from me.
[ Elizabeth is going to carry him like the monstrous secret boss she is. ]
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You're a scarecrow. No one really expects anything from you. [ ... Reassuring? Insulting? She's doing her best. ] Do you remember the scene on the Red Brick Road? Where they're singing that they're off to see the wizard. I believe that one is very recognizable, and also likely the one easiest for the both of us.
[ Director Elizabeth at her finest, just let her carry this conversation and you— ]
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Director Velveteen does know best.
[ If only he knew. Anyway, he's the one to initiate and hooks their arms together with a smile. ]
Let's skip to our dreams.
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Very well. [ Let her just get everyone's attention with a really loud whistle. The kind you get when you use your fingers? Like a Proper Director, she's going to introduce their play. ]
Thank you for your attention! In honor of our good Mayor Mayer, we will be putting on a scene from The Wizard of Zo. We hope that our small production, though manned only by myself playing Dorthy and my charming compatriot playing the Scarecrow, will amuse you and earn your applause... or laughter.
[ ... And then they can skip around in a circle and sing; Elizabeth will definitely do as much of the lifting as she needs to, though she is obviously incredibly delighted to be part of this anyway. She loves musicals! She's always favored them! She's got trained talent! She'd probably put this thing on by herself if Akira asked her to!! ]
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Oh no people are watching.
Elizabeth really does carry the production by herself for the first couple of seconds before he finds his pacing. They skip in unison, sing parts in unison, and he plays his part fine... And when he forgets, he wings it completely. Sorry, Elizabeth. Reprimand him later. Either way, he's having fun and a crowd actually surrounds them. There's an applause, even some small change being thrown at their feet. ]
Thanks, Velveteen.
[ It seems like his bingo square is done. He doesn't ever want to do this again—the crowd screams encore and his heart stops. ]
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But she's shaking her head and waving them off, no no. Her and Akira will be leaving now. She like, considers picking up the change? ...And does do so, but she'll be taking his arm again and leading him away from their audience. ]
Encores are fun, but I think they suit a bigger production more than our small bit. [ Just as way of explanation. ] Regardless, think nothing of it! You helped me with my square, after all. Helping you with this was fun enough.
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I don't think I would have had it in me to do even that small part again. [ Just being honest. ] It was a lot more fun than I expected.
[ While he said it would be fun to begin with, he thought otherwise cause the initial wave of dread hit him harder than a speeding dump truck. ]
Shall I escort you home?
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How gentlemanly. [ Hmm... ] It's not quite late, so I think I'll be safe getting home on my own. Thank you for the offer though.
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[ There's something about her aura, while intriguing and whimsical, also domineering. He's not sure why... It's kind of admirable. They can finally separate and depart like good passing allies should. ]
I'll see you around?
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Ah... [ ... ] If you'd like to, yes. I wouldn't be opposed to seeing you again.
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But her pause makes him feel nervous. DID HE SCREW UP—oh no he didn't. ]
Nice. Then I'll swing by even when I don't need flowers. Expect me.
[ He's going to leave on this "cool" note before he regrets how fucking dumb he sounds. Bye. ]