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maskreant
2017-11-13 03:30 am (UTC)
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yeah, possibly couples that would like to marry next. put on your networking boots and the best smile for this, Elliot.
you don't understand. omelets might as well be wedding food if you made them. plus, they glow? great for weddings.
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fiddlestick
2017-11-13 03:37 am (UTC)
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Hehe, yeah! I'll watch how the hosts work at Club Sunshine and take notes!
[LEARN TO WOO THE PEOPLE]
Aw, thanks Akira. How about I cook them for your wedding if you get married? How's that sound?
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maskreant
2017-11-13 11:59 pm (UTC)
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just don't seduce them too hard. Eren wouldn't be able to resist.
that would be nice. maybe a wedding breakfast.
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fiddlestick
2017-11-14 12:54 am (UTC)
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Eren has nothing to worry about. (ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
Okay! Oh, and whatever's causing the glowing? Seems to be affecting my cookies too, because they came out shimmering.
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maskreant
2017-11-14 03:31 am (UTC)
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woah, so suave.
like... luster dust? i think that's what people use for baking. shimmering, but not glowing?
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fiddlestick
2017-11-14 03:55 am (UTC)
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You think so?
Yeah, like that but..shinier? And it shimmers even without a light source. But yeah, not full on glowing. Not sure why.
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maskreant
2017-11-15 01:14 am (UTC)
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you basically said you would take care of him. #swoon
so like you cooked diamond dust into the batter. got it. does it taste any different?
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fiddlestick
2017-11-15 01:33 am (UTC)
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Haha. Well he does take care of me. It's only right.
No, they taste normal. I tested them myself.
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maskreant
2017-11-16 02:03 am (UTC)
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true.
didn't get Minako's cousin to test it for you?
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fiddlestick
2017-11-16 02:29 am (UTC)
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[NNNGH]
Brother, actually.
...And no. He was apparently hoping we'd die? So I decided to remove him from any experiments.
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maskreant
2017-11-16 08:08 am (UTC)
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Minato and Minako definitely sound like sibling names.
oh, boy. this isn't some misunderstanding, right?
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fiddlestick
2017-11-16 03:46 pm (UTC)
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[Uploads
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No.
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maskreant
2017-11-17 12:44 am (UTC)
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what a weird guy.
i understand if it has to do with his career path, but we're people.
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fiddlestick
2017-11-17 12:55 am (UTC)
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Yeah, even for a career, that had to violate some laws or something.
And then "I didn't think you'd take me seriously" apology?
Like I didn't ask him if he was joking or not?
Frick off...
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maskreant
2017-11-17 04:33 am (UTC)
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oh boy violating laws....
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he probably doesn't interact with a lot of people. social cues are also hard to pick up via text, anyway.
did you punch him though?
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fiddlestick
2017-11-17 04:46 am (UTC)
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[He almost says something along the lines of "maybe he could interact with people more if he stopped KILLING THEM" but he'll refrain]
No.
A punch from me would hurt me more than the person I'm punching.
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maskreant
2017-11-18 02:20 am (UTC)
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emotionally?
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fiddlestick
2017-11-18 02:42 am (UTC)
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...
One time, I clicked the dislike button on a youtube video
And I felt so bad about it, I went back and undid it.
So...probably not.
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maskreant
2017-11-18 11:53 pm (UTC)
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why did you dislike the video? was it that bad?
you shouldn't feel guilty about your emotions, you know... unless you do something horrible.
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fiddlestick
2017-11-19 12:06 am (UTC)
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It's the worst thing I've ever seen!!
It's not that I feel guilty about having an emotion.
I just feel bad about hurting other people's feelings.
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maskreant
2017-11-19 01:21 am (UTC)
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aren't those two things related? even though you're obviously mad at the content, shouldn't you be allowed to express it in a dislike?
your feelings are hurt, Elliot.
you're the one hurting.
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fiddlestick
2017-11-19 03:23 am (UTC)
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[There's a pause on his end]
...Fine. I'll hit the dislike button again.
But I don't see what good punching Minato would do. It'd just make things worse.
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maskreant
2017-11-19 05:09 am (UTC)
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but you would feel better.
then Minato will know his lesson.
i'm sure it wouldn't exactly hurt, either? just an expression of your displeasure.
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fiddlestick
2017-11-19 05:18 am (UTC)
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[Guess we can add "attempted to corrupt a disney princess" to his list of crimes because Elliot's basically one.]
Well...
What if Minako gets mad? It's her brother.
And she has two dragons.
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2017-11-19 05:52 am (UTC)
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she can fight me.
we're not punching him to break his nose, by the way. just wanted to make sure we're on the same page.
i was thinking like a punch to the shoulder that kind of hurts, but doesn't bruise. there's no way she would be mad over that.
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you don't understand. omelets might as well be wedding food if you made them. plus, they glow? great for weddings.
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[LEARN TO WOO THE PEOPLE]
Aw, thanks Akira. How about I cook them for your wedding if you get married? How's that sound?
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that would be nice. maybe a wedding breakfast.
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Okay! Oh, and whatever's causing the glowing? Seems to be affecting my cookies too, because they came out shimmering.
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like... luster dust? i think that's what people use for baking. shimmering, but not glowing?
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Yeah, like that but..shinier? And it shimmers even without a light source. But yeah, not full on glowing. Not sure why.
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so like you cooked diamond dust into the batter. got it. does it taste any different?
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No, they taste normal. I tested them myself. [Since partnership with Minato did not go great]
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didn't get Minako's cousin to test it for you?
[ IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE ROAST ]
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Brother, actually.
...And no. He was apparently hoping we'd die? So I decided to remove him from any experiments.
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oh, boy. this isn't some misunderstanding, right?
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No.
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i understand if it has to do with his career path, but we're people.
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And then "I didn't think you'd take me seriously" apology?
Like I didn't ask him if he was joking or not?
Frick off...
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he probably doesn't interact with a lot of people. social cues are also hard to pick up via text, anyway.
did you punch him though?
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No.
A punch from me would hurt me more than the person I'm punching.
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emotionally?
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One time, I clicked the dislike button on a youtube video
And I felt so bad about it, I went back and undid it.
So...probably not.
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why did you dislike the video? was it that bad?
you shouldn't feel guilty about your emotions, you know... unless you do something horrible.
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It's the worst thing I've ever seen!!
It's not that I feel guilty about having an emotion.
I just feel bad about hurting other people's feelings.
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your feelings are hurt, Elliot.
you're the one hurting.
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...Fine. I'll hit the dislike button again.
But I don't see what good punching Minato would do. It'd just make things worse.
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then Minato will know his lesson.
i'm sure it wouldn't exactly hurt, either? just an expression of your displeasure.
[ Akira is the devil on the shoulder. ]
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Well...
What if Minako gets mad? It's her brother.
And she has two dragons.
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she can fight me.
we're not punching him to break his nose, by the way. just wanted to make sure we're on the same page.
i was thinking like a punch to the shoulder that kind of hurts, but doesn't bruise. there's no way she would be mad over that.
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