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[maskreant]

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[maskreant]

eye candy is eye candy?

[fiddlestick]

[....]

Eheh.

Well, as long as you're fine with it, I hope he enjoys himself?

[maskreant]

i trust him to know better, so we're good.

i don't think it's a good price for dying in flames, but everyone has their preferences. i prefer the cold myself.

[fiddlestick]

[Okay. Whatever floats your boat, he guesses. He's not worried about Eren ogling eye candy, but he rather not hear about it.]

Yeah, I don't think eye candy's worth dealing with that heat either. But I guess he got lucky where he ended up? There's really not much of that kinda stuff going on where I am.

Well, other than Zoro's picture.

[maskreant]

[ it's okay, Elliot... Eren only has his eyes set on you. ]

this is starting to spread. i feel bad, actually.

do you know who sent it?

[fiddlestick]

Dave sent it to John during mealtime
So a lot of us saw it.

[All of China knows Zoro's dick]

[maskreant]

Dave...

we all trusted you with Zoro's other sword.

[fiddlestick]

[JESUS AKIRA. There's a pause because Elliot loses it and has to set aside his phone until he can get it under control.]

😂

I guess it was too hard for Dave to handle.

[maskreant]

[ HEY... HE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY? ]

I guess in the end we should blame Zoro for not keeping it sheathed.

[fiddlestick]

Oh no. I think anyone who had a hand sending out those photos should be blamed too.

[maskreant]

#SaveDave2k18

[fiddlestick]

What happened to feeling bad about the photo getting spread...?

[maskreant]

Dave is endangered, Elliot.

[fiddlestick]

I've seen Dave fight, he'll be fine.

[maskreant]

that doesn't mean we shouldn't protect him, Elliot.

even DJs need help sometimes.

[fiddlestick]

Aha, if you say so...
But I'm many miles away from you guys right now
So I can't do much protecting even if I wanted to?

[maskreant]

join our organization. how about that?

or you can restrain John in case he ever wants to kill Dave.

[fiddlestick]

What organization?

He won't kill Dave. I joked that pouring out his apple juice would kill him, and he got worried it actually would.

[maskreant]

NDF, National Davelife Federation.

that's

[ squinting. ]

cute?

[fiddlestick]

Would I get a membership card?

Haha. It was pretty cute, actually.

[maskreant]

would you want one?

i'm starting to wonder if we need to change methods. maybe keeping Dave safe is easily made by constantly threatening his life.

[fiddlestick]

Well then I'd know it was a legit organization.

Uh...that seems a little backwards.

[maskreant]

i can make it happen.

sometimes the best method is simple, sometimes it's convoluted.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, cool.

I'd say it's less convoluted and more counterproductive. How would we constantly threaten his life anyway?

[maskreant]

we call him a hostage.

i think that's simple enough.