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the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote2017-06-26 03:01 pm

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Hey, this is Akira Kurusu and I'm not available right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to it as soon as I can.

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browbeater: But it's miiiiine. (I have the dorkiest family.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-19 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[i'm sorry........ his rough week was last week. gl absinthe......]

too many cheetahs
Edited 2017-08-19 15:01 (UTC)
browbeater: 25 YEARS LATER I'M MAKING STUFF (OH LOOK AN ACTUAL GRIN)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-19 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
it was worth a shot.

how about this. did you hear about the guy who stole the calendars?
browbeater: (Good day fine citizens!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-20 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
alright, i'm writing that down with some of my others.

anyway, he got 12 months.
browbeater: Cuddles? Who needs cuddles? (So when's the after-sex workout?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
figured i'd test them on someone else who'd hear my other stuff.

since you're a better judge than a random person.
browbeater: 25 YEARS LATER I'M MAKING STUFF (OH LOOK AN ACTUAL GRIN)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-20 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
hey, they're not that ba-- nevermind.

i don't want to know.

anyway, i have one really bad one left, if you want it.
browbeater: (5% pleasure)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
a bear walks into a bar.

bartender asks "what'll it be"

bear says, "a coke.............................. and some fries"

the bartender says "sure, but why the big pause"

the bear says "because i'm a bear"




that one is probably better delivered in person
browbeater: This would be so much worse? (Thank God for Mississippi?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-20 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i told you it was bad
browbeater: (Introducing two derpy bros!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-23 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
alright... thanks. i'll start thinking of a couple more.
browbeater: (This is an instagram fail.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-24 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
dunno, depends on when there's a an amateur night i can sign up for.

or when i'm not busy fighting monsters, whichever comes first
browbeater: This would be so much worse? (Thank God for Mississippi?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-25 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
wait... really?

and... all things considered, yeah. it's not been too bad. we've had a lot of monster fights, but that was it. only one close call so far, which given everything doesn't seem that bad.

how about you? how are you holding up?
browbeater: Which is not very. (This will end as well as I think.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
well... i guess i could fill out an application. thanks for offering, akira.

you know, way back in the beginning, there were actually a bunch of people arguing we were having a collective psychotic break. guess we've come full circle... i still don't think they're onto anything, but at least we know a little bit more about what's going on behind the curtain.
browbeater: Just test me. (I'll give you the worst pun of your life)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-26 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
not as much as i wanted to

[while he appreciates the politeness, he's happy to switch to something else entirely]

did you get the whole explanation about realities and non-realities? and about how our memories are true somewhere?
browbeater: At least not in a row. (My girlfriend did NOT suck 37 dicks.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-08-26 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
her... "true" self? what does that mean?

mahoney was the one that told me that the memories are real elsewhere. i know she meant it as an explanation, but that just makes me want to ask a bunch more questions.

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