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[maskreant]

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[fiddlestick]

Awww really?

Okay. I'll call him later today.
I could use the pick-me-up too.

[maskreant]

yes, jump into each other's virtual arms.

if you want something to lighten your mood, watch this video.

[ LINK!! ]

[fiddlestick]

Haha, that was cute.
Thanks.

Speaking of boyfriends
How's Akechi? Have you gotten to talk to him?

[maskreant]

no problem. whenever you need it, i'll be here to cheer you up. just text me.

we've been talking here and there. it sounds like he's having a better time than me, but i'm extremely glad for that. despite the heat, he's enjoying himself and his friends are there.

actually, maybe the heat will be in his favor.

[fiddlestick]

Aww, thanks Akira. The same goes to you!

Oh that's good to hear. I've been worried about the heat group. But why would it work his favor?

[maskreant]

shirtless men.

[fiddlestick]

[...................

Trying to....compute.....]

Uh
And that's a good thing?

[maskreant]

eye candy is eye candy?

[fiddlestick]

[....]

Eheh.

Well, as long as you're fine with it, I hope he enjoys himself?

[maskreant]

i trust him to know better, so we're good.

i don't think it's a good price for dying in flames, but everyone has their preferences. i prefer the cold myself.

[fiddlestick]

[Okay. Whatever floats your boat, he guesses. He's not worried about Eren ogling eye candy, but he rather not hear about it.]

Yeah, I don't think eye candy's worth dealing with that heat either. But I guess he got lucky where he ended up? There's really not much of that kinda stuff going on where I am.

Well, other than Zoro's picture.

[maskreant]

[ it's okay, Elliot... Eren only has his eyes set on you. ]

this is starting to spread. i feel bad, actually.

do you know who sent it?

[fiddlestick]

Dave sent it to John during mealtime
So a lot of us saw it.

[All of China knows Zoro's dick]

[maskreant]

Dave...

we all trusted you with Zoro's other sword.

[fiddlestick]

[JESUS AKIRA. There's a pause because Elliot loses it and has to set aside his phone until he can get it under control.]

😂

I guess it was too hard for Dave to handle.

[maskreant]

[ HEY... HE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY? ]

I guess in the end we should blame Zoro for not keeping it sheathed.

[fiddlestick]

Oh no. I think anyone who had a hand sending out those photos should be blamed too.

[maskreant]

#SaveDave2k18

[fiddlestick]

What happened to feeling bad about the photo getting spread...?

[maskreant]

Dave is endangered, Elliot.

[fiddlestick]

I've seen Dave fight, he'll be fine.

[maskreant]

that doesn't mean we shouldn't protect him, Elliot.

even DJs need help sometimes.

[fiddlestick]

Aha, if you say so...
But I'm many miles away from you guys right now
So I can't do much protecting even if I wanted to?

[maskreant]

join our organization. how about that?

or you can restrain John in case he ever wants to kill Dave.

[fiddlestick]

What organization?

He won't kill Dave. I joked that pouring out his apple juice would kill him, and he got worried it actually would.